a day in the life


This is my hidaway. A secret place.

kitten-xoxo:

p-ardiselost:

"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
Excuse me
What was that?
LET ?
YOU ¿ 
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”

THIS

Source: p-ardiselost

livinginmychaoss:

unamusedsloth:

If alcohol labels told the truth.

ON POINT

Source: unamusedsloth

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:


#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’


#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying


ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

Source: tibets

my-killz:

Have mercy on me…or not.

my-killz:

Have mercy on me…or not.

Source: decisivo

lovecrafts-inkwell:

He was a skater catShe said see you later cat

lovecrafts-inkwell:

He was a skater cat
She said see you later cat

Source: getoutoftherecat

Source: sandandglass

meanplastic:

THIS POST NEEDS 1 MILLION NOTES

meanplastic:

THIS POST NEEDS 1 MILLION NOTES

blvckgoldenn:

http://instagram.com/_badgyal_

blvckgoldenn:

http://instagram.com/_badgyal_

Source: theblogofmicah

the-monstrumologist:

ydrill:

Enjoying bath

OH
MY
GOD
HOW
FUCKING
CUTE

Source: ydrill

taylorswift:

When I haven’t been on Tumblr all day I’m like:

taylorswift:

When I haven’t been on Tumblr all day I’m like:

Source: yodiscrepo